First, the chicken crossed the road.
Then he came back to the original side of the road using the pedestrian signal.
Then he crossed the road and came back yet again.
He crossed the road again later that day came back twice more and crossed it again.
When word got out about the magic chicken.
People came from miles to see him.
They were seldom disappointed as we would often cross the street
and return several times in one day.
Some people called it a “Miracle.”
The Church said it would take it under further consideration before forming an opinion.
Then one day they closed the liquor store across the street
from his house,
so he stopped crossing the street
and just walked down the block to the liquor store on his side of the street.
