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It was a monkey riot.

The kind you used read about as

a young child in Sunday Bible school.

You know.

Old Testament.

Fire and brimstone.

Bananas flying everywhere.

A low-flying witch was hit in

head by a banana crash landing

into a daycare center and possibly

eating three children. Complaints

of missing children by “alleged”

parents were inconclusive.

Santa Claus running with scissors

gathered up his polar bears and went

into a liquor store and bought some gum.

At the hobo camp the President looked up

from the pigeon he was grilling on a

makeshift spit and commented:

I wish I had some rosemary for this pigeon,

but in the mean time I will chew this gum.

Lighting broke across the sky and the clouds parted.

Angel King Kong flew down from Heaven.

Angel King Kong:

“Does anyone have some gum?”

And just as suddenly as the monkey

riot had begun it ended.

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