Frankenstein: Tighten it up around the top I have a job interview tomorrow.
Barber: Tight is right, sir.
Frankenstein: Can you make my sideburns look like “Wolverine”?
The Prom is this weekend.
Barber: Wolverine Prom King coming up, sir.
Frankenstein: And one other thing.
Barber: Yes sir?
Frankenstein: How much for the bikini waxing?
Nitroglycerin Milkshake 