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Proper screening of babysitters is important.
Me: So I understand you babysat the Hansen children.
Monster: Yep. Ate ‘em.
Me: And it says here that you took care of the Johnson twins,
while their parents were in Mazatlan.
Monster: Yep. Ate ‘em.
Me: Do you have any children of your own?
Monster: Did. Ate ‘em.
Me: Are you free Saturday night?
Nitroglycerin Milkshake 